Fat Bellies & Red Necks

Fat bellies and red necks

Beat pick-ups and car wrecks

Bad grammar and bounced checks

School drop-outs and rejects 

Welcome to the southern states

If you live here, you’re in dire straights 

Leading the nation in obesity 

Living next door to a parolee 

Fat bellies and red necks

Inanimate objects 

Even dumber than insects

In most practical respects

Red MAGA hats and flea bit cats

Misspelled tats and saturated fats

Y’alls and aint’s and praise the Lords

Christian righties wave Calvary swords 

Loud-mouth louts and over-stuffed jeans

Recessive genes and in-betweens

Bigots and Ku-Klux white preservatives 

Trump Republicans and Christian conservatives

Fat bellies and red necks 

Losers, boozers and disconnects

Inbred genetic defects

Trump suck-ups and rejects

Welcome to the red rad right-wing states

Inherited hates and recessive traits

Thick head, mislead, inbred, and tribal 

Race bait, episcopate, and swear on the bible

Ignorance, misogyny and bigotry 

Worshipin’ the church of the G.O.P.

MAGAs, Trumpers, and alligators

Big mouth assholes and Yankee haters

I’m glad I’m not in Dixie

Hooray, hooray

I’ll take my stand in la-la-land

Out west in weird LA

It’s your old redneck buddy “Tuck”Tailgate sayin’ get out and vote for them Dumocrats. 

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